お箸は何膳おつけしましょうか?
コンビニで、よくこう問われるが、とっさの返事に窮する。
しかし、なぜこんなことを聞かれ、それに答えなければいけないのだろうか。
こんなふうに思った人は多いはず。
でも、ここは笑い飛ばして、ユーモアとして楽しもう。
・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・
(その1)
お箸は何膳おつけしますか?の 傑作
最近、夜ご飯が美味しくて。
しかも、近所のスーパーの
お弁当が安くて♪
夜、遅番の時は、おっきなお弁当
買って帰るのです。
その時、必ず聞かれるのが、
おはし何膳おつけしますか?
昔は深く考えなくなったけど、
いまはねえ。。
一人もんって思われたくないし。
一人でこんなに食うのかっとも
思われたくないし。。
でも。割り箸普通に使うし。
ちょっと、お金を払いながら、
おっきなお弁当(ハンバーグにウインナに
カツ、なぜかたこ焼き)は、買わない
ようにしようと、
心に誓いながら、
少し上ずり声で、
「いっ、一膳でっ」
と言う「あき」でした。
もやもやもや。。
(その2)
店員 「お箸お付けしますか?」
俺 「一本ください」
店員 「一膳ですね」
(う、うっさい!一本でも一膳でも意味一緒じゃないか!) 俺 「は、はい」
店員 「ありがとうございます^ ^」
俺 「ムカツクゥ〜」
(その3)
世界一笑えるコンビニ 傑作2011/11/3(木
お昼にコンビニでお弁当を買いました。
私の前にも弁当を持ったお客さんが5人ほど、
「温めますか?」
「はい」
全員この繰り返しです。
私も、「温めてください。」
店員 「お箸は何本お付けしますか」
私 「???・・・5本いいですか?」
店員 「・・・お弁当1個ですから1本で・・・」
私 「ムカー」
インターネット「お箸何膳お付けしましょうか」より抜粋
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